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And ill take a picture of what im seeing so you know what im seeing just so we can try to get through the monologue. Well do the monologue like this but anyways, this is our show. Welcome, we have a great show. A, rhett and link, music from tones and i, but first, lets get to some jokes here, everybody. Well, im so excited about tonights show because we are filming the entire thing from Roger Goodells basement thats right tonight was night one of the nfl draft. And this year, the commissioner announced the picks from his basement and of course, right when he started talking, someone started va...

Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show, starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests andy samberg jose andres, musical guest, Perfume Genius, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hi thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching i appreciate it. I want to welcome damon and stroh. Welcome back, guys [ applause ] nice to see you guys, again. We missed you. All right. Get ready for you better really laugh it up for these jokes. Here we go you are now the audience...

Change into my pajamas and when i come out of my room, i see that he has left his wallet. So i call him. He comes back to get it. I step out onto the porch with no shoes, in my pajamas. And instead of walking to the end of the porch and down the stairs, i just reach over the side of the porch to give him his wallet back. So, he rides up on his bicycle and just lets his bicycle fall and then reaches up to get his wallet now, at that moment, im reaching down and hes reaching up, a cop car pulls up, flashes its lights the cop gets out, and shes like, hold it right there we gotcha. Im like, okay n...

Home. Kids hit hard by covid. As schools finalize plans for the fall, alarming new numbers out of florida. Nearly onethird of children tested for the virus have come back positive, and the new concerns about longterm effects on kids. Campaign shakeup. Overnight President Trump replacing his Campaign Manager as new polls show him trailing joe biden and the new message from dr. Anthony fauci calling attacks on him from members of the white house bizarre. Abc news exclusive. More from my oneonone with mary trump, the president s niece, on being the prime source for that report on Donald Trumps ta...

Lets get to the news. President trump claimed yesterday that if former Vice President joe biden is elected, quote, markets would crash and cities would burn. Our country would suffer like never before. I guess the only good news is that by november, you know, well be used to it. Thats right, in case you werent concerned already, our president is now talking like the opening crawl of a star wars movie. Seth according to a new report, President Trump made up the story about the new york yankees inviting him to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at their game on august 15th said trump, okay, yo...