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Decades many thought this day would never come closer to an economic milestone for greece after almost a decade of debt crisis the countrys bailouts and athens will now be able to borrow money on Financial Markets for the first time in eight years but the road to full recovery is still a long one. Thank you so much for joining us everyone well we begin our broadcast in venezuela a country that is in the grip of an economic meltdown and just as life has become even more difficult but as well as neighbors are rushing to close their borders to venezuelans fleeing chaos in their home country and t...

Hearing, but thats what it turned into. Of course we know its going to be partisan, but this hyperpartisanship that were in now is just really unprecedented and its really unbelievable. I was embarrassed actually watching today. I was sitting there, saying, chris, this is whos running our country . What is going now we know why people want to vote the bums out. You know what, thats the hope. The hope is people will see this and say we want better. No matter your stripe, right, left, or reasonable, that you make different choices based on what youre seeing. Look, i am a lawyer, which means that...