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Cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight dow in the dumps. Plus, stephen welcomes John Turturro. Charlamagne tha god. And musical guest kaleo. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whoo cheers and applause welcome welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff thank you. Im glad youre all in a good mood because i, for one, am not panicking. laughter i have these burned. Then burn the person who burned ...

Body to egypt. You will never have to sit next to a baby on an airplane again. And trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause a lot of trump fans in the audience. Lets catch up on todays headlines. First up, some exciting news from the world of history and art. New Yorks Metropolitan Museum of art has sent a stolen antique back home. The met returned the golden coffin of an egyptian priest. It was smuggled out of egypt after the revolution in 2011. The coffin dates back 2,000 years and forged documents were used to sell it. Trevor the metropolitan had a gold coffin smuggled out of egypt. ...

But, chef, when is the right age for us to start having sex . Its very simple, children. The right time to start having sex is. 17. 17 . 17. So you mean 17, as long as youre in love . Nope, just 17. But what if youre not ready at 17 . 17, youre ready. Well, i guess we got a while to wait before we worry about sex and diseases, huh, wendy . Yeah, thank god. Well, i guess now that thats out of the way, we can get on with our lives. Come here, boy. Thats it, red rocket, red rocket, come on, yeah. Come on, red rocket, dog. Red rocket now. Okay, children, so what other sexual positions did we talk ...

Starting a fight club, endangered species are back in danger, and how to get a free vacation from fox news. Lets catch up on todays headlines. We begin tonight with some big news for the animal kingdom. The Trump Administration moved to make the most sweeping changes in decades to how the endangered species act is enforced. The overhaul would weaken a number of protections and allow the government to consider the price tag for saving some species. Today some 1600 species are protected by the act. More than 40 species in this country have recovered under the acts protection, including that soar...

Well, look, guys, xbox won the console wars. I mean, what are we gonna do, not play video games . The last few weeks weve been too busy to play video games and look at what we did. Theres been drama, action, romance. I mean, honestly, you guys, do we need video games to play . Thats right. Hes trying to make a point. Maybe we started to rely on microsoft and sony so much that we forgot that all we need to play are the simplest things, like. Like this we can just play with this screw video games, dude. Who [bleep] needs them . All yeah [bleep] em the south park video game, coming to stores soon...