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>> dana: president biden thinks democrats are cruising to victory in 12 days. his white house is nervous that they are running out of gas. president biden driving more than 100 miles per hour while behind the wheel of a classic corvette on jay leno's car show. it's his last ditch effort at courting gop voters. mr. biden hopes his gear head reputation will appeal to some parts of the republican base. it's true. but politco reports his administration is not feeling the same need for speed. anxiety is growing that republicans will capture one chamber of congress and possibly both. with ...

hello, and a warm welcome to our viewers in the united states and around the world. i'm max foster in london. just ahead. >> you think you're in an autocratic nation. >> why are you in camouflage? >> we're losing rationality. >> i am humbled and honored to have the support of my parliamentary colleagues, but there is no doubt we face a profound economic challenge. >> doctors across the country are warning of a triple threat. the big three of viruses. >> i'll be honest, i think we're in for a tough several months. we're seeing a high number of children who are getting sick who need su...

issue of pennsylvania democrat john fetterman's recovery from a stroke earlier this year? fetterman suffered the stroke on may 13, the friday before the tuesday may 17 primary election did not reveal it until two days after it occurred. when he did so he didn't share an underlying heart condition that required the implanting of a defibrillator, and we wish him god speed and he's worked hard to win the nomination and it's a shame that his health has become an issue. the polls suggest that fetterman's senate race over dr. mehmet oz has narrowed as the pennsylvania gubernatorial race ha...

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chapters in his playbook to the one about maga republicans being evil and only his party can save the soul of the nation. our very own slb, peter doocy, challenging the white house about what the president will say. >> the president has long talked about our nation being at an inflection point. he has been clear democracy is under assault. unfortunately we have seen mega maga are public and officials who don't believe in the rule of law. >> does that mean president biden things as a threat to democracy somebody votes republican? >> no. that's a ridiculous question. no. >> why is that...