hey, you doing everybody? aha. it s friday so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. like a genie she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom, dana perino. hide him from your wives because he ll probably kill themselves. comedian joe matchy and my thirty favorite lou. mr. that joke is not funny anymore lou perez. she does her best lifting at the gym. bestselling author kat timpf. [applause] alright. yeah. okay. before we get to some news stories let s do this. gregs left overs it s left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll throw mackey in a meat grinder and make meatballs and force feed them to steve doocy. up first. medical researchers say nose picking can lead to memory loss. [lau [laughter] i really don t have to say anything. this is easy. speaking of joe, yesterday special counsel investigating joe biden s counsel called him an elderly man with a poor
she s so southern she s president of the smoky and the bandit fan club. fox business anchor david mcdowell. he used to rock. now he s in the aarp. comedian jim she knows reporting like hunter knows snorting. new york post busy reporter moynihan and by age 5 he was reminding his classmates to tip the weight staff. writer and comedian jode devito. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. yes. it s leftovers. when i read the jokes we didn t use this week. just like greg does this this is my first time reading these. here we go. a viral video is facing online backlash after a construction worker was seen kicking a food delivery robot. the robot is facing a battery charge. earlier this week twitter uses voted for elon must to come resign as his company s c.e.o. although a subsequent report revealed that 90% of the votes came from hunter biden s laptop. [laughter] actor robert deniro was shocked to find his apartment being robbed on woman. usually when a black woman ta
communist state, a real danger they ll be arrested and if released their passports confiscated. that s what they did to the poor cardinal joseph zen in hong kong. the reflex to silence opposition voicess in a toll tarn state is one thing but now it s the democrats here. with november on the ropes they re acting like president xi is bill clinton. their new motto seems to be if you can t beat them use your corporate shills to sensor them. the justification is always some horrific shooting or a protest that goes wrong. and if the facts line up just right for them, they tag republicans for it and they did that, of course, with this week in horrific attack in buffalo by a deranged racist. social media platforms that need to be monitored and shut down the second these words are as powsed out there has to stop. obviously pre speech issues but freedom is so important to us but that freedom also carries a public safety with it and we have to balance those. laura: oh, thanks n
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