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>> hey, you doing everybody? aha. it's friday so you know what that means? let's welcome tonight's guests. like a genie she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america's newsroom, dana perino. hide him from your wives because he'll probably kill themselves. comedian joe matchy and my thirty favorite lou. mr. that joke is not funny anymore lou perez. she does her best lifting at the gym. bestselling author kat timpf. [applause] >> alright. yeah. okay. before we get to some news stories let's do this. ♪ gregs left overs ♪ >> it's left overs where i read the jokes we didn't use thi...

she's so southern she's president of the smoky and the bandit fan club. fox business anchor david mcdowell. he used to rock. now he's in the aarp. comedian jim -- she knows reporting like hunter knows snorting. "new york post" busy reporter -- moynihan and by age 5 he was reminding his classmates to tip the weight staff. writer and comedian jode devito. >> it's time for this. >> greg's leftovers. >> yes. it's leftovers. when i read the jokes we didn't use this week. just like greg does this this is my first time reading these. here we go. a viral video is facing online backlash after...

communist state, a real danger they'll be arrested and if released their passports confiscated. that's what they did to the poor cardinal joseph zen in hong kong. the reflex to silence opposition voicess in a toll tarn state is one thing but now it's the democrats here. with november on the ropes they're acting like president xi is bill clinton. their new motto seems to be if you can't beat them use your corporate shills to sensor them. the justification is always some horrific shooting or a protest that goes wrong. and if the facts line up just right for them, they tag republican...

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This month's new moon, which occurs on April 8, is a special one: It will cause a total solar eclipse, the last such event to hit the contiguous U.S. for two decades.