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Forum Student Diversity program , now in its seventh year. 20 undergraduates, and for the first time, 10 graduate students, are here to gain insights into food and agriculture. So be sure to seek them out during the breaks. If you see them in the sessions , congratulate them for being here. Mentor them a little over the course of a couple days. That would be great. I know how important these young people are, because i have an alumnus of this program, johnnie jones, who works in my office. These are the people who are going to lead american agriculture in the future. Many thanks to our partner...

Oh no, no, we have a lot of legal stuff to talk about today. Of course. Were going to lean on you for your expertise on that today, all things legal, and of course, start out with the news of the day, waiting on the president s big announcement tonight in prime time, going it alone. President obama will announce plans to use his executive powers to make massive changes to americas immigration system, effectively legalizing up to five million Illegal Immigrants. The white house and its backers in congress saying without question the president has the authority to do this and that his predecesso...

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