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Jon thats the show. Here is your moment of zen. Lets go to joy in rawling, north carolina. Somebody from down south. Youre right im from down south. Im youry Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh acce captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. cheers in here, out there. Mr. And mrs. America. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. cheers and applause thank you for your support. Thank you for being heroes. Folks, folks, for those of you who dont k...

Cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Its good to have you with us. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Stephen Stephen cheers and applause stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for being here. Good to have you with us in here, out there, all around. I have to tell you after a greeting like that i would not kick you out of bed for eating crackers, folks. Lets get right to the big story, last nights midterm elections. Huge night for the republicans across the country. They won every...

Sadly i have yet to achieve all of my goals. For instance congress is still broken. Unfortunately the warn tee expired in 1850. They should of sprung for the extended care. So much partisan rancor in washington. They say it all different and republicans say, leave john boehner alone. Which is why nothing gets done in congress until now. A new federal bill closed in the house, a loophole nazis can receive Social Security. The house unanimously passed a bill dubbed the no Social Security for nazis act. Stephen yes. [ applause ] stephen yes the no Social Security for nazis act. The most popular b...

Good morning. Morning. [beep] your morning could use a hand. Taco bells steak and egg a. M. Crunchwrap with a hash brown inside. A whole breakfast in one hand. [bong] look, i am telling you that you are making a huge mistake. Eric cartman is the nsas worst nightmare. Not according to the central computer. The central computer is wrong. You need to change his status. Sorry, but if central computer says hes not a threat, then we cant do anything. Cant do anything . Youre the nsa. Theres 300 Million People out there. How do you think were able to keep track of every Single Person in the country ....

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you so much, everybody. Welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. What a wonderful evening. cheers and applause stephen what a wonderful evening. Couldnt think of a bette better thank you so much, nation. Now i dont know thank you for being here, everybody. Its grate night. If you watch my show on monday night or tried to pretend you werent watching it at work on tuesday, then you know that i am taking my show do...