WJLA Jimmy Kimmel Live February 9, 2017
Its a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste 100 on flowers that any other day of the yes, sir would cost you 30. Theres no more brazen lie than dont get me anything this year. Even if you believe it, deep down, you dont believe it. Even if you dont spend a dollar for valentines day, you have to do something. Heres a tip. If you dont have money this year, you dont need money. Go to the store and steal something. [ laughter ] thats right. Show her that youre willing to go to prison just to winner on love or his love, either way youre going...