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somebody binds you to them. comedians don't have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. i'm feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i don't drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. i'd be so drunk i'd be out dancing to their lights thinking i've made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. there's such an uncontrolled physical response. it's very similar biologically to orgasm. stage someone made you laugh even once you have an affection for that person. comedian is like your...

we have a 50/50 split in the u.s. senate with kamala harris breaking the tie. one seat shift could make the difference in the world. what are key states that we're watching? here are key senate races we're watching. we have wisconsin. we have georgia. we have pennsylvania. we have nevada. we have arizona. not only here and we have new hampshire. let's dive in and get an understanding of a key state. pennsylvania, the commonwealth of pennsylvania. look how tight the polling is th there. john fetterman at 47% and mehmet oz at 47% and to give you an understanding how important the penns...

before they head to the polls. trying times. >> and with control of the senate and the house both up for grabs, both parties are barnstorming the critical battleground states. let's check in with cnn's senior data reporter, harry enten. where are we on the battle for the senate? >> hey, alisyn. let's start off with an idea of what's at stake in this election. how close the balance of power in the united states senate was going into election night. look at this. we got a 50-50 senate right now between democrats and republicans with vice president kamala harris breaking that tie. so an...

[cheers and applause] thank you, thank you for receiving us with open arms. even if they are covered with black sabbath tattoos and number 77 sunscreen. let's cover some news before we go to the monologue. an american who was trapped in ukraine for eight months says he evaded russian troops by prevpretending to be irish. in other words, he was drunk. comedian gallagher sadly has passed away at age 76. his family scheduled a private ceremony. followed by smashing him with a giant hammer. >> [laughs] >> laura: we had to show the picture of the watermelon. amazon's jeff bezos and ncb gi...

temperatures as low as minus 22 degrees. in fact, families scrambling to find food and essential supplies, homes along lake erie completely covered in ice, and heartbreaking accounts of stranded drivers who froze to death in their cars. the storm also leading to anarchy in cities like buffalo, looters have been ransacking stores while police have been inundated. buffalo mayor byron brown blasting those who would take advantage. >> people who are out looting, when people are losing their lives in this harsh winter storm, it is absolutely reprehensible. i don't know how these people ca...