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Praising me, tonight i have to start with a praise for you, the colbert nation. Because last week, folks, i called out china for donating a measly 100,000 in cash to typhoon victims in the philippines. Evidently china cant relate to storm damage because their air is too thick to actually move. laughter folks, i was so upset that i called on you, the nation, to outdo china by texting colbert to 50555 to donate 10 to convoy of hope, philippines relief effort. And thousands of texts poured in as did one or two sex ts. laughter inappropriate but appreciated. And since thursday at midnight, you hav...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our program tonight we prepared it. My guest House Minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us of the united state congress. [cheers and applause] thats honestly the only applause the United States congress has gotten in [laughter] god knows how long. First weve seen a lot of reaction to tuesdays state of the union address. Perhaps the most alarming reaction came from senator Lindsey Graham who told roll call that the world is literally about to blow up. I wish it had been on camera. I cant help but wonder what it must have sounded lik...

Folks, as much as i love you praising me, tonight i have to start with a praise for you, the colbert nation. Because last week, folks, i called out china for donating a measly 100,000 in cash to typhoon victims in the philippines. Evidently china cant relate to storm damage because their air is too thick to actually move. laughter folks, i was so upset that i called on you, the nation, to outdo china by texting colbert to 50555 to donate 10 to convoy of hope, philippines relief effort. And thousands of texts poured in as did one or two sex ts. laughter inappropriate but appreciated. And since ...

My guest House Minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us of the united state congress. [cheers and applause] thats honestly the only applause the United States congress has gotten in [laughter] god knows how long. First weve seen a lot of reaction to tuesdays state of the union address. Perhaps the most alarming reaction came from senator Lindsey Graham who told roll call that the world is literally about to blow up. I wish it had been on camera. I cant help but wonder what it must have sounded like when Lindsey Graham said that. How would that sound if Lindsey Graham would say hello gov...

Ass, okay. Kick this ass, thats all. Im not asking, im telling with this. Kick my ass. Jon i cant believe this. The web site, the web site fiasco has basically turned our president into artie. But of course for every cloud there is a silver lining. Certainly the rollout for the president s signature legislative accomplishment has been rough. But at least it has not been mayor of front rocky. Or as the mayor is now referred to the cracksmoking mayor of toronto laughter cheers and applause jon toronto mayor and intrepid yesterday appeared before the mighty toronto city council. As crowds of his ...