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Hes laughter es hes good. He spent the time well. My guest tonight author of a new book about the life of riplys believe if or not creator robert riply Neal Thompson is here. But before we left last week we discussed how ridiculous it was that the 2016 president ial election speculation had already begun. Could it be hill roe clinton, probably. Could it be chris christie, possibly. Could it be rand paul, absolutely not. laughter that is not going to happen. But all this speculation launched our new segment cant you at least wait until jon stewart comes back. Because as you know, 2016 is three ...

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Creator robert riply Neal Thompson is here. But before we left last week we discussed how ridiculous it was that the 2016 president ial election speculation had already begun. Could it be hill roe clinton, probably. Could it be chris christie, possibly. Could it be rand paul, absolutely not. laughter that is not going to happen. But all this speculation launched our new segment cant you at least wait until jon stewart comes back. Because as you know, 2016 is three years away. And im only here for two more weeks. So it is not too long to wait. But the potential candidates just keep coming. Next...

President ial election speculation had already begun. Could it be hill roe clinton, probably. Could it be chris christie, possibly. Could it be rand paul, absolutely not. laughter that is not going to happen. But all this speculation launched our new segment cant you at least wait until jon stewart comes back. Because as you know, 2016 is three years away. And im only here for two more weeks. So it is not too long to wait. But the potential candidates just keep coming. Next president ial election is nearly three and a half years away but senator cruzs travel itinerary looks more like a preside...

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