Page 3 - Roe Clinton News Today : Breaking News, Live Updates & Top Stories | Vimarsana

Speculation had already begun. Could it be hill roe clinton, probably. Could it be chris christie, possibly. Could it be rand paul, absolutely not. laughter that is not going to happen. But all this speculation launched our new segment cant you at least wait until jon stewart comes back. Because as you know, 2016 is three years away. And im only here for two more weeks. So it is not too long to wait. But the potential candidates just keep coming. Next president ial election is nearly three and a half years away but senator cruzs travel itinerary looks more like a president ial candidate than a...

So why dont you go to our tosh. 0 boring Wikipedia Page and put in whatever changes you want. Im not gonna to fix it. Well read you some of our favorites. Hey, be sure to tune in next week when we give the Football Player who tackled his own teammate a web redemption. [laughter] it was good form. Hey, and make sure you follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the shows. Check out my tour schedule and make sure you keep up with our daily blog at comedycentral. Com tosh. O. And finally, ill stop being such a [bleep]tease, and give you what i promised. Heres above average girls making anim...

My guest tonight author of a new book about the life of riplys believe if or not creator robert riply Neal Thompson is here. But before we left last week we discussed how ridiculous it was that the 2016 president ial election speculation had already begun. Could it be hill roe clinton, probably. Could it be chris christie, possibly. Could it be rand paul, absolutely not. laughter that is not going to happen. But all this speculation launched our new segment cant you at least wait until jon stewart comes back. Because as you know, 2016 is three years away. And im only here for two more weeks. S...

however it turns out, it has forever changed the expectation of what an american president can look like. >> for my generation but for my kids, by the time they are able to vote the idea of a black president will be almost passe t will be something that clearly obviously that can happen, a latino president, a woman. >> there will be a first latino president or latina president. there will be a first gay president. >> jon: well, openly gay. (laughter) gay. i think we just chose like five random presidents. (laughter) you know, it's a numbers game, really. now for fans of the tradition...

♪ and we'll keep on fighting till the end ♪ ♪ we are the champions ♪ we are the champions ♪ ♪ no time for losers - nooo, not again! noooooo! - ♪ 'cause we are the champions ♪ - ♪ of the world - i hate you, coach. i hate you. - ♪ my friends ♪ and we'll keep on fighting 'til the end ♪ - thank you, dad. - i'm proud of you, boy. - ♪ we are the champions ♪ ♪ no time for losers ♪ 'cause we are the champions... ♪ ♪ of the world - red wings! red wings! red wings! red wings! - no hope... no hope... [flatline tone] - red wings! red wings! red wings! red wing...