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Its finally over, young keiki. Is your anger at rest . Yeah, i guess so. Except it still doesnt change the fact that ben affleck gets to be handsome, talented, and then gets to go home and kiss Jennifer Lopez. Ben affleck isnt with Jennifer Lopez anymore. Hes married to Jennifer Garner. Yeah. Its true. What . Really . But i thought i was totally jealous of him hes just married to Jennifer Garner . Oh, my gosh. I feel so much better you do . Yeah. Oh, i like that ben affleck guy. Hes a good filmmaker. Come on, kenny. I guess i owe the kids at school an apology. Did you see argo, kenny . Its a p...

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