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times." and in our studio, christina jewett with california watch. and nanette asimov. the san francisco cronicle education reporter. thank you for being here. nanette, let's start with you and the city college of san francisco. it is being threatened with losing accreditation. this is huge. this is a campus with 90,000 students. how did this happen and how are school officials responding? >> you know, this is really a story of good intentions going awry. the plan for higher education said the community colleges in california are supposed to be open and accessible for everybody. it w...

and dangerous little health hold secret. and it is sending teens to the hospital. kids getting hammered offhand sanitizer. >> stephen: our kids are getting sani-tipsy. folks this tv coverage based on one story in the l.a. times means there is an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected. parents, it is a national crisis, according to the times, six local teenagers have gone to emergency rooms in the last few months. but don't take my word for t you can hear it straight from the teens squeaky clean mouths. >> crazy, you know. like i've never, ever heard someone, you k...

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getting sani-tipsy. folks this tv coverage based on one story in the l.a. times means there is an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected. parents, it is a national crisis, according to the times, six local teenagers have gone to emergency rooms in the last few months. but don't take my word for t you can hear it straight from the teens squeaky clean mouths. >> crazy, you know. like i've never, ever heard someone, you know, that hasn't done that. >> stephen: now-- he says it's not happening but don't forget teens always say the opposite of what they mean. like when...

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