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Nuclear buttons so they can feel big and important. Ask your doctor is your heart is healthy enough to destroy the world. Do not take viagrageton if you are sane. Viagragedon do we all have to die because your penis is small . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, tiny hands, big button. Plus, stephen welcomes America Ferrara David Harbour and musical guest julien baker. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen anniversary nice. Lovely. Invigorating. Hey, everybody thank...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. And now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] that is a great new york city crowd right here tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Here it is. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. Thank you. Heres what people are talking about, guys. Did you see this . The other day, President Trump tweeted that he turned down an offer to be Time Magazines person of the year. [ light laughter ] thats not all. Today, he said that h...

Have you ever seen two people so cute together it hurts . Are you talking about me and the very strong water delivery woman . Theres a certain chemistry there, sure, but is it sexual . Obviously. No, greg and katie. Katie likes him, but she wont admit it, and i know greg likes her, but he made me promise not to tell a soul. Carol, you gotta get to it. Were gonna run out of hallway. The problem is that katies never gonna make a move, and greg wont, because he has a girlfriend. Ah, i see. Carol, you ever seen the movie seabiscuit . No, but on the jersey shore, sea biscuits a bunch of stucktogeth...

Ice going off, creating a mess. A nightmare on roads and bridges, officials warning everyone to stay home. 25,000 people without power. Wind gusts of 55 miles per hour. A bomb cyclone. Bombo genesis. Bombo genesis and bomb what was it, bomb cyclone . Thats not a weather term, by the way. Trevor boo why are you spoiling the fun professional weather man . Its a bomb cyclone ow making nonsensical noises but actually, i agree. You cant just jam scary words in front of each other to get our attention. Board up the windows, here comes the h herpes monsoon laughter but i love snow days. Its so beauti...

Bombo genesis. Bombo genesis and bomb what was it, bomb cyclone . Thats not a weather term, by the way. Trevor boo why are you spoiling the fun professional weather man . Its a bomb cyclone ow making nonsensical noises but actually, i agree. You cant just jam scary words in front of each other to get our attention. Board up the windows, here comes the h herpes monsoon laughter but i love snow days. Its so beautiful. This morning i killed a white walker. I dont know if he was pushing a cart or what, but i stopped him. Thank you for coming out in the snow today. Appreciate you very much. applaus...