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Groundhog day. Every day we get up and there is more of this kind of stuff that we are about to show folks. Brian a few themes running throughout the show this one captured our attention yesterday afternoon. Fox news alert. The nypd searching for the man seen here attacking cops at the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 30 in the afternoon. The protester club be cops with a cane while reaching over a railing. Police releasing this video overnight of the suspect seen wearing a purple shirt and a red ban tanna. The new york reporting anticop activists received shipment of bats ahead of the attack. Even ne...

[indistinct chatter] [gunshot] [latin music] whoa. Wow. Wawawewa. Ha. Borat. Totes. [tires screech] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest is bob costas. Bob costas. Hes going to be joining us on the program. Were going to begin with big news out of washington. In these recent years of perpetual war our military had to address some standard issues in order to keep enlistments up theyve loosened their educational r...

It was nice knowing you. Lets just hope nothing like this ever happens again. Probably wont, not for another year. Check that, a couple days. [gasps] dad hey, dad what . My wiener is all stiff and pointy oh, well, butters, thats just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area, your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up, because jesus is your friend. Thanks, dad. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show....

Except you dont die quick and you dont get thinner and love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape now you dont want to reduce it at all because if the rape rate declines youll see an equal decline in whistle sales [ laughter ] without rapists, whos gonna buy your whistle . [ cheers and applause ] whos gonna buy your whistle . Yeah i said, whos gonna buy your whistle . Yeah without those rapists love is all about whistles thank you [ cheers and applause ] captions by vitac www. Vi...

Stephen thats it for the from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest is bob costas. Bob costas. Hes going to be joining us on the program. Were going to begin with big news out of washington. In these recent years of perpetual war our military had to address some standard issues in order to keep enlistments up theyve loosened their educational requirements, their have you committed a felony requirements. But now theyre...