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Transcripts For MSNBC Velshi 20241007

Trump didnt make the Return Trip to butler alone. He brought along a very excited guest. Look at the Sky Jumping around. Elon musk. He offered up a really dark vision of the future, one that is not supported by any facts or evidence. This is no ordinary election. The other side wants to take away your freedom of speech. They want to take away your right to bear arms. And they want they want to take away your right to vote. Text people now. Now. And then make sure they actually do vote. If they dont, this will be the last election. No evidence for any of these claims he made, but they match the Dark Conspiratorial Tone that Donald Trump set himself, suggesting that the Assassination Attempt against him was part of some broader political conspiracy. If they want to stop us from achieving this vision, they have slandered me, impeached me, indicted me, try to throw me of ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20241005

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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20241004

Oh, my goodness. Stop it. Stop it. To stop addressing me with your eyes or chyme kidding continue. Happy thursday everybody. The director of men in black says that will smith so badly onset that the cast and crew had to be evacuated for three hours. In d. C. They call that pulling a biden. On the bright side it was the last time anyone in the cast or crew made a joke about his wife s hair. Kamala harris has now gone 74 days without holding an official press conference since emerging as the democratic nominee. Her husband has gone 1000 days without banging a n ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240917

[ ] greg: you will be a mind tonight. Happy monday, everyone. Democrat support are identified as ryan routh was arrested for trying to assassinate donald trump on a golf course. Whatever happened to asking if you can play through? it seems the wouldbe assassin was able to get just a few hundred yards away from trump. Apparently the shooter found the only golf course with a slanted sand trap. Too soon. As you know this is the second time trump has survived multiple shots, according to an expert he will just need four more. Immediately pundits tried to blame it on trump s rhetoric regarding springfield, ohio. But the accused shooter was not haitian, we know this because he was not eating cats. Now you were loosening up.< ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240914

Greg: all right, all right. Still it s never enough. It s friday see you know what that means let s welcome tonight s guests. Is so white so white craps. Fox news contributor tom shillue she is so southern she was baptized with mountain dew. Katie mcdowell! ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters, chef andrew grewal. And although no longer a cheerleader she is is still commuting by cartwheel. Host of outnumbered emily compiled you all right so before we get to some news stories let s do this. [ ] greg the leftovers. . . Yum. This is where i read the jokes we didn t use this week ....

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