Just as September arrived and everyone I knew was bemoaning the end of summer we had an unexpected heatwave, something I was rather smug about as I sped through the still vibrantly green English country lanes on my way to Four Seasons Hampshire for a five star midweek break with my other half. And if you're mean enough to make your friends and acquaintances equally green with envy as they gaze at their social media feed whilst trying to endure stifling public transport on the way to work, there's no place more likely to make them unfriend you than when they see you checking into this...