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35 Funny Tweets About TikTok From Parents

35 Funny Tweets About TikTok From Parents
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35 Funny Tweets About TikTok From Parents


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It’s been a year since TikTok got a huge surge in users as we all sought new outlets for entertainment and inspiration in lockdown ... which means it’s also been a year since many parents learned just how un-hip they are.
The funny moms and dads of Twitter always share hilarious takes on all things parenting, and that includes raising kids in the age of TikTok. Below, we’ve rounded up 35 funny tweets about the platform from parents, who are definitely not its target demographic.
New marriage vows should include: I will laugh with you, and not at you. Unless you try to make a Tiktok video with the kids.— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) July 16, 2020

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Funny Tweets That Sum Up Self-Care For Parents | HuffPost Canada Parenting

Funny Tweets That Sum Up Self-Care For Parents | HuffPost Canada Parenting
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Funny Tweets That Sum Up Self-Care For Parents


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The term “self-care” tends to evoke images of bubble baths, scented candles, long walks and restorative meditations. But it looks a little bit different for parents.
The funny child-rearers of Twitter have shared their approaches to self-care, from hiding in attics to drinking champagne for breakfast. In honor of their ... creativity, we’ve rounded up 30 tweets that sum up self-care for parents. Enjoy!
By self care, I assume you mean kicking my family out of the house.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 8, 2020
Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child’s shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you’re enjoying the spa day of your dreams.— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) May 4, 2020

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Tweets That Explain Why Parents Can't Have Nice Things


4: But that part was fun.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 26, 2020
My dearest children: You are the reason I wake up every morning. The reason I breathe. And most importantly, the reason we can't have nice things.— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) May 25, 2020
I set my kids up with mugs of hot chocolate over a white carpet so I, too, like to live dangerously.— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) February 23, 2020
A heads up that if you're toddler comes into the room and says "mommy nothing happened", something definitely fucking happened. Hopefully you're kids a self-snitch like mine and also immediately shows you what he broke— amil (@amil) July 13, 2020

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Tweets That Explain Why Parents Can't Have Nice Things | HuffPost Canada Parenting


4: But that part was fun.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 26, 2020
My dearest children: You are the reason I wake up every morning. The reason I breathe. And most importantly, the reason we can't have nice things.— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) May 25, 2020
I set my kids up with mugs of hot chocolate over a white carpet so I, too, like to live dangerously.— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) February 23, 2020
A heads up that if you're toddler comes into the room and says "mommy nothing happened", something definitely fucking happened. Hopefully you're kids a self-snitch like mine and also immediately shows you what he broke— amil (@amil) July 13, 2020

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Funny Tweets About The Lies Kids Tell


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Parents tell their fair share of white lies, but kids have a special flair for stretching the truth.
From implausible excuses for messes to fully fabricated stories, the creativity of children’s lies is often impressive. That’s the impression we get from the hilarious parents of Twitter anyway.
We’ve rounded up 25 funny tweets about the lies kids tell. Enjoy!
My 8yo just tried to convince me that there's sugar all over his mouth because he tripped and landed on a donut.— JennyPentland GED (@JennyPentland) April 16, 2014
Me: What happened to Ken?
I just caught my son lying to me. I made him promise to never lie to me ever again. He swore that he wouldn't. I'm pretty sure that's a lie.— Adam Mordecai (@advodude) January 21, 2014

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40 Tweets About Parenting With Today's Technology


Alexa: OMG WHAT NOW— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 1, 2019
Alexa, homeschool my kids today— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) September 18, 2020
My 9yo figured out how to use "Hey Google" voice commands on his computer so long story short in about five minutes he's gonna need a new computer.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 10, 2020
My kid just tried to argue with Siri, and it reminded me of nearly every comment thread in 2020.— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) November 25, 2020
Just overheard my 6-year-old son ask Alexa, "Alexa, is there anyone my dad could beat up?"— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 30, 2019
Making my kids watch old-school episodes of Knight Rider and my daughter said, "So, it's pretty much just a car with Siri built in?"— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) August 18, 2014

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40 Funny Tweets About Roblox From Parents Who Are Over It


6y: YESTERDAY I WAS PLAYING ROBLOX AND— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 22, 2017
Please refer to the syllabus for today's lesson in Middle Grade Mondays, I'm going to need you to download the supplementary materials of Roblox and Fortnite's Party Hub— Kwame “Big Denim” Mbalia (@KSekouM) May 4, 2020
Whenever I want quiet time, I ask my kid how to Minecraft a Pikachu in Roblox.— Marl (@Marlebean) May 26, 2020
No one:
My kid: “Let me give you a 43-minute tour of my Roblox house, starting with my rainbow-themed kitchen.”— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 31, 2020
I’m staying 6 feet away from my kids. I’m not social distancing, I just need a break from Roblox stories.— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 28, 2020

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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week


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Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
7: Mommy, if there are elves that wrap the presents, and that's their ONLY job, why aren't they better at it? Our elves are so bad at wrapping!
Me: *mumbling* Maybe they're tired from all the other bullsh-
Husband: BECAUSE THEIR HANDS ARE SO SMALL! MAKES IT HARDER!
4 said she didn’t want to eat her broccoli and I said I didn’t want her to wake me up every night for the last 4 years but here we are— MumInBits (@MumInBits) December 15, 2020

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