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Chaotic. Senator ted cruzs wisconsin win brings a contested or broker Convention Much closer to reality. Ted cruz pulling off a big win in wisconsins republican primary. What an incredible victory tonight. We are winning because were uniting the Republican Party. Trevor ah, thats not true. Ah. First of all, youre not winning. Youre trying to catch up to trump, who is winning. And second of all, you are not uniting the Republican Party. The Republican Party is uniting against trump. You just happen to be the other gay. Youre basically the toilet plunger of the Republican Party. Thats what you a...

Hashtag, high fashion. I bequeath my scarf collection to norv turner so he can finally cover up that gross scrotum neck. You think norv was at home, going tonight, oh, twitten by. Im going to get a shot. I give up on will writing. This shit is too hard. I leave nothing to nobody. Bury my shit with me. If you want nice things, get your own. Dont wait for me to die. Im going to get that notarized this week. Okay, shower me with your love. Good night. Comedy central from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor we...

380caliber gun. It may look like an iphone but its not. Instead its actually a deadly weapon. Trevor what could possibly go wrong . You know, besides someone sitting down weird and accidentally getting butt murdered. Or you go in for the dick and i can now youre double circ up sized. And you know great ideas. They dont just happen. They need a visionary, someone inspired by the small things in life. Why would you design a gun that looks like a smartphone . I have a conceal carry permit and i was carrying my pistol with the requisite jacket over it, and at one point when i stood up some young b...

When it goes to indiana i love you im so excited he wanted to get out of town in time to catch the sale at the perry ellis outlet mall but he found himself surrounded by alqaeda. He was outnumbered but still managed to pleasure each man accordingly. [laughter] no one was unsatisfied yes, i had to do gay stuff in prison, but that was for survival. Survival boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner. He dies. End of movie. [laughter] that one was a real tearjerker. See you next week. Good night. [cheers applause] trevor welcome to the daily show, everyone im trevor n...

Mmm. Trevor. And it stuck. It worked for me. Theyre like the ellis island of chain coffee houses so i was shocked this morning when i saw this. A woman is suing starbucks for putting too much ice in its cold drinks. The suit alleging the brand serves more eyes than coffee, underfill drinks to make more money and higher profits. Trevor what . The only time you should complain something you bought came with too much ice is if you were on the titanic. Thats the only time you can complain. Then you can be, like, there was way too much ice and also someone had sex in my car two stars. Thats the onl...