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Hello, my sweet baby Trash Pandas! If nobody has told you yet today, you are a darling goblin whose mere existence dramatically increases global average human sexiness by several points, and I cherish you. Welcome to my column, The Trash Report, where I will try (and probably fail) to deserve your time with the rottenest gossip I could find here on Al Gore's internet. Short Foes and Legal Woes In our divided nation, where such...

Hellooooo, Trash Pandas! It's me, your best friend Elinor Jones, coming at you with a steaming hot pile of gossip, news, and nonsense. I'm writing it while on every over-the-counter allergy medicine I could get my dexterous little paws on, so if the quality is worse than you're used to, blame this lush and verdant hellscape we call home. Ready? Okay! Coronation Day One thing that's happened to me since becoming a parent is I...

Hiyeeeee. It's me, Elinor Jones, hoping you've all had a great week. If you're reading this, it means you survived, which is high praise in this gun-ridden shithole of a country. If your heart's been aching and you're too shy to say it, I hear you, I love you, and I've prepared for you this beautiful TRASH REPORT. She's No Stranger to Love Pamela Anderson is about to release a pair of projects about her...

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What's happening, hot stuff? Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. day to everybody! It's Elinor Jones, back at ya with another Trash Report, where my vibe is very Oscar the Grouch in reaction to all the garbage that's piled up this week: 😍 https://t.co/b6z543FfOE — Oscar the Grouch (@OscarTheGrouch) January 12, 2023 The Overserved Globes The Golden Globes ceremony was last week and from it has sprung a deep well of gossip, so buckle up! (Or...