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Hi there! I think we all had a good time with the inaugural Trash Report last week, so I’ve written another one and I hope it puts a little zig in your zag. A little cream in your coffee. A little button on your snowman, if you know what I mean. To enjoy, simply place this window over your Zoom screen window and pretend to be completely focused on your meeting. Good luck! My brain...
Hello, sweet baby Trash Panda angels! It's me, Elinor Jones, and this is my column, The Trash Report, which I've written from the inside of a gigantic mound of blankets. My hands are wearing several pairs of gloves so typing has taken a very long time. I hope it's worth it! I think it will be. Where else on Al Gore's internet could you find such a gorgeous collection of links to other places on...
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Hello, Trash Pandas! Welcome back to the Trash Report. It's me, Elinor Jones, who some have said is just three raccoons in a trench coat, but if that were true, could I do this: *opens a jar using my opposable digits.* I've done my best to find garbage for you that will be fun to read. Would you like to proceed? If yes, scroll down a little bit! Puttin' the Mid in Midterms Guys. Guys....
Hiyeee! Welcome to another week with me, Elinor Jones, and this content known as The Trash Report, which is so-named because it's just a bunch of crap that fell off the back of the internet truck, gathered by my dexterous little raccoon hands, and compiled into something that might take your mind off something else for 10 or so minutes—so let's get to it, mmkay? Joe Biden Did Something Cool Again? This is the second...