funny. after a couple of books, i got, i started to bore of the writing the about the author paragraph that appears on the back flap of the book, you know, that's the paragraph that authors pretend they didn't write. [laughter] you know, conservative leading voice of his generation. [laughter] oh, i didn't want write that. so i just started making them up. [laughter] and this was a book, i think it was called "little green men," and i wrote: he has been an adviser to every american president since william howard taft. [laughter] and i was on about day ten of a book tour, and you get ...