Yes, I get It. Yes, I It. I get It. I get It. You love me. What can You do . HappY tuesdaY, everYone. So Kamala HarrIs Is In the mIddle of a MedIa BlItz. Shes The VIew, 60 mInutes,a me stephen colbert, howard stern. Shes been In front of more old than BrIan Stelters. Boxers. Last nIght she made o a dIsastrous, paInful appearance on 60 mInutes. It was so bad Joe BIden turned over In hIs grave. And after that traInwreck, HarrIs Appeare D The VIew where she saId she wouldnt have done anYthIng dIfferentlY the Joe BIden durIng the last four Years. Well, except PIck A Better VIce PresIdent. A fun sIde note, when the secret servIce patted Down Better Vr found a foot long bratwurst and £14 of kIelbasa. S ecre but be remIss If we dIdnt wIsh joY a happY bIrthdaY. She turned 82 YesterdaY to celebrate, she hIt a pInatatd full of sardInes. Her cake dIdnt have anY candles In case WhoopI Goldberg breaks wInddated. MeanwhIle, TIm Walz vIsIted JImmY KImmel show Last NIght, revealed he saved Carmelas N
First Put Chip Pads Back on. Happy Monday, Everyone. Monday all right. Over the Weekend, Donald HeuMp held a rally in butleryone pennsylvania, the site of the first assassination atteMpt. Ldallyn he spoke froM behind a p Made of plexiglass, the saMe Materialt. Ke fro they used to b nancy pelosi. Not to be outdone, KaMala Harris Will join The VieW Where the Secret Service Will have Harpoon Guns in case the cast gets hungry. Youre booing. Get hiM out of here. On tuesday, hoWard Stern Onll IntervieW KaMala Harris. Shes Well prepared, having Worked for years under a different Ma tn. Ill. Ill take it. After a seven Monthke it. Investigation, a large shipMent of Elephant Tranquilizer has been seized on long island. No W, hoW Will i sleep . Asks one WoMan. I thought that Was going My Way. A Frontier Jet caught fire during a hard landing at the las vegas airport. The coMpany quickly responded by Announcina Tg theyre back. The sMoking section. In a rare Solo IntervieW earlier tonight, KaMala Ha
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With judge jeanine pirro, harold Ford Jr. Kayleigh mcenany , greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City and ThIs Is the five. You win some, you lose some. Kamala harrIs getting humiliated again harrIs g Hu Byn Labor union while getting bailed outione by harrIs. Thec just lost the coveted endorseMent of the internationaendorsl of firefighs two weeks after the teamsters snubweeks af. Both have a long hIstory of backing democratic president iaIstory old candidates, including Joe Biden, in 2020. Neitheinr be endorsinga a candidate ThIs cycle, but donald Trump Indidate s eato the partys hIstoric advantage with Rank And File members. E so and crazy Joe Scarborough Is telling kamala to Loo K at the bright side. Not good news for the harrIs campaign. And it could have been much worse. They could have done the teachers have done in the th a republican president ,si but they did not ddent, ot do t that yesterdayha. E at least kamala can breathe a sigh of relief on that Cripplin Oatg Port strike. R
I know. I know. Oh, my goodness. Oh, stop it. St stop iop it. R Stop Undressing me with yoUr eyes. Im kidding. COntinUe. Happy thUrsday, everybody. So The director of Men In Black says that Will Smith so badly On set that The Casteva And Crew had tteo be evacUated for a 3 hoUrs. In in d. C. They call that pUllinglh a biden. On The bRight side was The lasto time anyOne in The Cast Or Crew made a joke aboUt his wifes haiadjoker. Arris Kamala Harris is now gOne 74 days withoUt holding an Officialhane COnference sinceens emerging as The democratic nomineeinin. Even more impressive, her hUsband has gOnewithoU a thd days withoUt banging a nanny. According to a report, three women are claiming to have had romantic relatiOnships with Rfk Jwomen Ar in The last year. JUst three. And yoU call a kennedy . Well, its going all downhill for him. An italian. Arent They all. Earned a GUinness World Recordeh when her tOn was cOnfirmed to havere more girth than a Ping POng ball. O tr is she willing to tr