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Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight oh, man. You gotta see this movie. You got to see her performance in this movie. Jennifer aniston is going to be joining us in this film called cake. Its delicious. No shes shes unbelievable in it. But first, if youre like me no . All right . You woke up this morning with a difficulttoarticulate sense of panic, a kind of directionlessness, as though half of our wealth and almost all of our power was unaccounted for it with strangely 99. 99 of our people still here. Youre not imagining things. The Worlds Economic Forum is u...

Go home not our problem. If obama likes them so much, let them stay at the white house. [laughter] jon thats an interesting suggestion. Although a grown man inviting thousands of kids to his house gives off a bit of a neverland ranch vibe. [laughter] all right. So look, its not like these countries developed problems overnight. Why the sudden kidsplosion . Republicans point to the president s 2012 order theyre protects children from deportation, but that applies only to those who enter the United States before 2007. Jon [bleeped]. If i have told kids fleeing violence and poverty once, ive toll...

Ahhh for the past 48 hours, america has been forced to ask itself some very difficult questions about the way we force other people to answer some difficult questions. laughter jon for a country that prized itself on its moral identity, it has been a time of great introspection, one that i am happy to announce ends now, mother bleep laughter because you know why . The royal family was in town, and i finally understand why england clings to the antiquated, irrelevant and more primitive time. Because they are pretty, they are shiny, and they are more fun to look at than the shame that lives insi...

Afghan troop levels the amount of money that is being spent there and where its being spent. Jon trap levels your spending levels, your literacy levels hob billpass word your secret phantom. Oh this all just weeks after the president announced with we were ending our combat anything mission in afghanistan. Very suspicious thought we here at the show. laughter a classic case of a governmental or well yan coverup. The reality of a war disappearing into the abyss of bureaucratic symantecs. Obscured by the bold 24 point of a classified stamp. We immediately got to without. Not researching but crea...

No . All right . You woke up this morning with a difficulttoarticulate sense of panic, a kind of directionlessness, as though half of our wealth and almost all of our power was unaccounted for it with strangely 99. 99 of our people still here. Youre not imagining things. The Worlds Economic Forum is under way in davos, switzerland. It is the annual gathering of the worlds financial and political elite of the swiss resort. Jon ah the world Economic Forum. Where the elite meet to eat panda meat. Off a call girls seat. Mmm try to get a table. Thats mmm. I wish there was one perfect fact to explai...