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>> i want to learn how to be funny, i've always wanted to do stand-up comedy. i propose to the producers to do it tonight, i don't think i'm getting at, but great and his hilarious late-night team took the three of us to comedy school to teach us -- to find out really whether we are capable of being funny. >> let's see. ♪ ♪ >> phones off, everybody. today we are going to go over some of the comedy techniques that have helped make the gutfeld show pete all the plate i host and we are closing in with william devaney buried it we get laughs and we get respect. >> sorry, i was washing greg's c...

>> you do want to be funny. >> i want to learn how to be funny, i've always wanted to do stand-up comedy. i propose to the producers to do it tonight, i don't think i'm getting at, but great and his hilarious late-night team took the three of us to comedy school to teach us -- to find out really whether we are capable of being funny. >> let's see. ♪ ♪ >> phones off, everybody. today we are going to go over some of the comedy techniques that have helped make the gutfeld show pete all the plate i host and we are closing in with william devaney buried it we get laughs and we get respect. >> s...

Just sit now? >> i don't think it would've been chuck. two of the meanest guys in football who i think would've dealt with it that way. that would've been joe greene and jack lambert. >> they would've said stand up. >> eboni: many people just starting back-to-school this week, there's a school in utah that says they are so serious about people being on time, if you are not, you get a fine. the first time you get a warning, second time, $3. third time in any time after that, $5. talk about getting serious. i like it. >> kat: i'm going to take this time to wish a happy 80th birthday to a person ...

So one of the things they have not done is dealt with their own energy independence. they could have done pipeline. they could have done their own exploration and instead they threat russians do it. the russians are the problem in the first place, so all these people put money in the banks there from russia, to the cypriate banks and the assets are too big and they don't pay for the services. no wonder it's going broke. >> kimberly: russians are smart. they're trying to take advantage of the situation. they will do something for you and you do something for us. like trump said, we'll help the ...

♪ [ music ] . ♪ [ music ] . ♪ [ music ] . ♪ [ music ] . ♪ [ music ] . ♪ [ music ] . ♪ [ music ] . >> g >> that's your last call. thanks for being with us tonight. go to gretawire.com. see you there. good night from washington. the. >> eric: hello, i'm eric bolling, kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >> eric: if you missed dr. ben carson's speech at cpac earned him more cred among conservatives. watch. >> when did we reach a point you to have a certain philosophy because of the color of your skin? wh...