border security. let's get to the water cooler. well, you know, you were talking about those automatic spending cuts kicking in, people like myself don't understand how it's going to affect them. good thing that saturday night live's president obama was there to explain the sequester in human terms. >> some employees will be outright let go. like this teacher. >> this is the greatest day of my entire life. good luck reading beowulf, you monsters. >> the cuts will a also affect the zoo here in washington. d.c. >> we'll have to fire three monkeys. on the plus side, ikea and taco bell have made a generous offer to buy some of our horses. >> plus, there will be cutbacks on meat inspections.