Hello, my precious Trash Pandas, and welcome to another week of garbage with the Trash Report! I'm Elinor Jones, your best friend, here to share some silly things that made me laugh this week. I'm lucky to write for such smart and attractive readers, and you deserve the best. To be clear, I'm not the best, but I'll try. Let's go! Just Say Blow A mysterious white powder was discovered at the White House last...