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Jon we welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a nice show tonight. Young david spade will be joining us later for a lovely conversation. As you know, our good friends over at the Fox News Network are somewhat obsessed with a certain topic. Ill give you a hint. It starts with b three syllables. Benghazi,. Benghazi. Benghazi. Jon new york city but i can see where you might have got than impression. No new york city. Its a different three syllable syllable no, no, its a differen...

And we just wanted to say thank you and say goodbye as well, and jimenez would never have said goodbye. [laughter] good night, everybody. [cheers and applause] im gonna do my one line here oh, yeah. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon hey, welcome to the daily show. [cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. An excellent one tonight. Our guest tonight mr. Tom brokaw. Jennif...

Has some porn. It is a web site. [ laughter ] the first as we near the end of march its important to remember this isnt just the eighth month of winter its also womens history month. In honor after this event president obama offered a proposal to rectify an ageold wrong. On average a woman still earns just 77 cents for every dollar a man z. A woman deserves equal pay for equal work and paid leave that lets you take a day off to care for a sick child or parent. Congress needs to act on these prio...

World a better place for you and me. [ laughter ] bleep . First its been three weeks since the disappearance of malaysian flight 370. Three weeks filled with dispair and anger for the families. Confusion and frustration for the investigators and ratings for cnn. In these three weeks cnn has been much like our native american and set ancestors usiny part of tragedy of. [laughter] with nonstop expert news reenactments, graphic simulation, with just a souscian of pop culture relevance. Theres a the...

Agreement over nuclear capability. Just in the knick of time nick in of time that is wonderful news because iran is just a week away from developing a nuclear weapon. They have been for the past 20 years. [laughter] says people who would like to bomb iran. [ laughter ] but if iran is willing to make a deal, dude Foreign Ministers of big western powers led by the u. S. Secretary of state john kerry diverted planes and canceled meetings to fly to geneva. Jon let the call go out to the league of un...

Assassination of john f. Kennedy. Too snoon. [laughter] a little while back on the program i personally dont watch it, i think its crash. [ laughter ] i may have mentioned something about chicagostyle pizza and how it tended to be less pizzaish than pizza. I was guest tick laying quite a bit during that clip. In articulating that sentiment, i may have implied that deep dish pizza tastes like a string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of mike ditkas ass. [ laughter ] so i said that ...

Joining us. [cheers and applause] but first 2014 mid term elections are but six months away. You know what that means. Who will run for the white house in 2016 . Who will run in 2016. How do you win 2016 . What does it mean for 2016 . Jon why speculate about the near future when you can speculate about the far future. [laughter] coming up your tenday forecast for next february. [laughter] its the subject of tonights democalypse 2014. The 2016 foreplay edition. For all we know joe will be preside...

Away. You know what that means. Who will run for the white house in 2016 . Who will run in 2016. How do you win 2016 . What does it mean for 2016 . Jon why speculate about the near future when you can speculate about the far future. [laughter] coming up your tenday forecast for next february. [laughter] its the subject of tonights democalypse 2014. The 2016 foreplay edition. For all we know joe will be president. We dont know. [cheers and applause] just a fella we met. For all we know the 2016 e...

It is a web site. [ laughter ] the first as we near the end of march its important to remember this isnt just the eighth month of winter its also womens history month. In honor after this event president obama offered a proposal to rectify an ageold wrong. On average a woman still earns just 77 cents for every dollar a man z. A woman deserves equal pay for equal work and paid leave that lets you take a day off to care for a sick child or parent. Congress needs to act on these priorities. Jon of ...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good one for you tonight. Michael lewis joining usm written a book about High Frequency tradinging on wall street and just how misunderstood and incredibly fair it really is and how it and it asloane working to make this world a better place for you and me. [ laughter ] bleep . First its been three weeks since the disappearance of malaysian flight 370. Three weeks filled with dispair and anger for the families. Confusion and frust...