The Kings who would have been king By Brian Murphy Special to Page 2 And to think, The Cooler this morning was going to be so drenched in World Cup talk, I'd have had you heading your Dixie Cups into the trash basket and pressing the "SAP" button on your remotes every chance you got. I had even recruited some Koreans and Japanese to form an official "Cooler Cheering Squad," just like they're doing at the Cup. I'd handed out jerseys for my "Cooler Cheering Squad" to wear -- UCLA basketball's home whites -- and had them paint their faces. Instead of those hilariously nonsensical Swedish flags or German flags on those stone-faced, uninterested hosts of the World Cup, I'd painted tiny pints of Guinness.