rodent and can get as big as a large dog. officials think this was probably an exotic pet that escaped. by the way, it is illegal in california to keep one of these as a pet. you know, you wouldn't think they would need a law for that. right? hello! remember i told you last week about the would-be olympic skier who mistook the airplane cabin for the bathroom and ended up peeing on a little girl? now it's actor gerard depardeau. he was reportedly drunk, sharing with everyone around him his urgent need to relieve himself. when the flight attendant told him to stay seated during takeoff, he stood up and went on the floor, right there. the plane had to return to the gate. the poor grounds crew reportedly spent two hours mopping up the mess. what is it with people doing this on planes? come on. they have bathrooms on board. you might have to just wait ten minutes until the seat belt sign goes off. newspapers are loving the