-Some Burger King employees in Montana stalled a drunk driver in their drive thru by telling him to pull over until his food was done . . . then they called the cops, who came and arrested him. -Natural Light is releasing a line of alcoholic ice pops, and they’re also looking to “hire” an intern at $40-an-hour to travel around with a lemonade stand to promote them. -Two police officers in the U.K. were caught making out in their car while one of them was on duty. -A guy in North Carolina who was arrested after a fight has cocaine under his noise in his mugshot.