Every morning I sit down at my little desk at home, asthma medication coursing through my veins, and wait for the computer to turn on. I feel like a little clay pigeon at Christ’s shooting range, tense and hopeful in my catapult, unaware that as soon as I am flung into the light the lord or one of his business school buddies will annihilate me with a shotgun, just as I’ve started to fly. Anyway. Here are the ten funniest things I’ve ever seen online, to the best of my memory. 1. Big Mouth Billy Bass is in agony