Sunday, May 16 Dame Joan Collins has returned to Britain to do my Life Stories show after spending most of this latest lockdown in Los Angeles. ‘Just to warn you,’ announced the nation’s most dynamic octogenarian on arrival for our reunion dinner at Ivy Chelsea Garden, ‘I’ve been locked up in quarantine for five days so feel like a caged animal who just got released.’ To prove the point, she promptly barked at her husband across the table: ‘PERCY, I NEED YOUR PLUNGER!’ Dame Joan Collins has returned to Britain (clockwise from top cente, Collins, Piers, celebrity nutritionist Gabriela Peacock, Percy Gibson, Celia, David Peacock)