and i love it. i am taking an issue to discuss with the president. that is inter-species dating. >> the whole subject of inter-species dating was sensitive back there. >> we've actually had the longest inter-species dating event in hollywood even including the people that went out with charlie sheen. >> relationship is one thing, but marriage is another. ms. piggy claims their vows in the muppet movie are legit. but kermit insists it was only pretend. ever optimistic, ms. piggy denies her boyfriend has cold webbed feet. >> it is mutual, isn't it? >> of course, of course. >> is he really going to marry