believe that what they tell you about the fact is actually the fact itself, and it isn't a [ bleep ] fact! >> we don't have anything to lose. we don't have to worry that the white house isn't going to give us access. we already don't have access, so we can say whatever we want. >> the reason that comedians pick on politics, it's almost like a prayer. hey, could you maybe not steer us off a cliff? but the only way i can maybe keep you on it is to make you look ridiculous so you'll stop what you're doing. >> i feel like george bush can bring about the biblical apocalypse. because here's the thing. i don't think bush wants to be president. i think he wants to be the last president. >> that realm puts you into a battleground situation also with those who find what you say funny and relate to it because they agree with you and those that disagree with you who don't find it funny or find it offensive.