0 the face. >> i don't recall saying any of that. >> isn't that the preface in the green room you were saying. >> don't really care about guns. don't really care about kids. arkansas, on the fence. in the wake of sandy, nra's argument is this is rare. this never happens. if they do happen, they're going down. the one thing that is going up is unintentional shootings. from 2005 to 2010, 6,000 people were died and injured. >> were died. >> were died in the wool conservative. if you let me finish my sentence. by my mind, that would mean in every classroom you've got a gun. i would assume there would be more instances of people getting shot if every teacher was armed. >> 6,000 people out of 300 million people. >> it's still a lot more school shootings. >> you're talking a fraction of a tenth. >> have you seen 6,000 people dead? i have and it's frightening. >> it was sandy hook not sandy. >> i shortened it. >> the guns are locked away. the teachers aren't carrying weapons in classrooms. they are locked away and in case of emergency the teachers would be train and unlock the weapon. >> you're saying that all the unintentional shootings between 2005 and 2010 is from guns that weren't locked. >> imagine if the guns were locked. >> kids are smart about that stuff. >> remember he's using six years to get those statistics. >> i'm comparing it to school shootings. >> that's what they do. they amass these stats. >> you say there's 6,000 dead babies. you like that. you want that to happen. >> the other thing is you can have air marshals on planes. i don't know why you don't have them in schools if there's more shootings than hijackings and the key variable is time it takes to get a second gun to where an assault takes place. second gun is already there. that shortens the amount of time. i think it's time to move on. from a license to kill to a license to drive. should undocumented get the keys to ford. the california legislature passed a bill that authorizes the state to issue licenses to illegal immigrants. governor jerry brown says he'll sign the bill meaning two million people in california will be allowed to legally drive if they have the proper id to apply for their license. the license says it's for driving purposes only. supporters say because un undocuments immigrants will have to pass the license. roads will be safer if you get my cousin carl off of them. look look good, carl. see you soon. how can you be in the country illegal and have the proper documentation necessary to get a license? i'm not smart enough to figure this out. i am stupid. >> this is the natural progression of things. people have broken the law and we're saying you can still live here and work here. now we're working on immigration reform. we're not going to send you back from where you came. people are saying they need to get to their jobs. they need to live their normal lives. how do they do that? they need a license. we're just going to designate that they are not a citizen. the next step is please, ma'am say that's discriminatory because they will be prevented from getting jobs or housing. now they have this sticker that will make us different. this will keep going and going until people who broken the law are treated the same way as people who haven't. >> the legislature who proposed this bill said he wanted a much smaller thing on the license but jerry brown would veto it. he wanted something bigger. that's what they want is no designation. >> gavin. i have a feeling you're for this as well. >> you do. i'm 0-2. $12,000 trying to get citizenship here and going through three different visas and a green card and having to marry an american and make love to her. i still don't have citizenship. when i see all these other people get rewarded for breaking the law, it tells me i shouldn't follow the law. i think politicians are doing it because they want more voters. i think that's a myth that they are going to get their driver's license and go vote. they're not going to vote for you. the only thing illegal aliens do is smoke tons of pot and if they get big money, buy an atv. >> you mean atv or a tv? >> tvs are cheap. an atv is like four grand. >> do you think they will have licenses for the atv. >> i don't have a license, andy. here's my theory. this is a trick by governor brown to get them to sign up to deport them back to belgium. >> that is probably, completely not true. >> really. >> we can't call them illegals if they are here illegally, but we can call them undocumented even though we're giving them documents now. it makes no sense. it used to be when you went to the california dmv they had to put your social security or a federal tax number. they're ae amending the law to say a number that the didn't finds. >> that could be the number on your starbucks gift card. >> as long as the person at the dmv says that's okay with me. >> that's awesome. i have four stamps on my subway card. that could get me a license. >> there's a new term of post-undocumented worker is a sneaky mexican. >> that's terrible. >> it's not me. what's what people are saying. >> that's a friend of his sneak e. mexican. >> they won't accept arby's third dumpster from the left. >> the california police association supports this bill so i guess you guys hate cops. second of all, i would much rather have an illegal immigrant driving on the road rather than the real problem, the emmanuel lewis's of the world. if you can't see over the dashboard, you shouldn't have a license. you get nowhere near that atv, little you. >> all right. i don't have an answer for that. i didn't expect to be attacked. now i guess i know what it feels like to be marginalized and maybe it will change my mind the way i think about other people. i doubt it. >> our roads are no safe because of it. >> there's no yellow bricks here. >> thank you. we have asphalt. he took her to school by playing the cool. a utah dad was tired of his teen's daughter overly ofly short shorts. he talk her a lesson by dawning his own. he cut up old jeans to correct these adorable cut offs and wore them on a family night out to show daughter miley that the micro shorts she insisted on wearing quote, weren't as cute as she thinks. in our family, we have pretty definite modesty guidelines. i'm a firm believer that the way we dress sends messages about us and it influences the way we and others act. that's quite, quite eloquent. i'm that way with my house boys. may they rest in peace. how's the family dog handling all this? ♪ >> oh, my god. >> he sold out three shows in brookl brooklyn. >> look at her. just animal and saturday night fever over here. >> you're insane. gavin, you're the only person that has children, real children. how badly will you embarrass them. is this too far to go? this is like obama said he would get tattoos if his kids got them. if you're that easily thwarted from your tiny shorts, you're not committed. my dad is a human shaming machine. it didn't work because i was committed. >> he did stand up naked. >> that's a visual. >> i have issues. >> you have issues. >> i barely remember that night. i was the nude guy and everyone who had issues had a problem and the rest of us went on with our lives. >> you've got a lot to work with. >> google. >> that's one of the downsides. this is a saturday show. edit that out. the weird thing about the dad doing it is he looked really good. in a way he's encouraging men to dress like that rather than discouraging women. >> i thought he had nice legs. you guys are a bunch of haters. they weren't that short. kids don't learn lessons like there. what his daughter will do is just wear really long shorts and ro roll up her baby dukes in a bag and switch her shorts. >> what's the next step? he's going to wear a bikini out. >> you sound like you're speaking from experience. >> i would never do that, mom. >> i don't know why they're called daisy dukes. >> it might have to do something with the character from the dukes of hazzard. >> you just cut me off from a joke. i was going to link it to david duke. >> how were you going to do that? that's quite a leap. >> we'll talk about that in the post show online. we really don't do that. is this often what you wear when you go shopping for cat toys on the weekend. you don't see this as much of a problem. >> i'm going to read what i wrote. i'm not a parent so it's possible i don't know what i'm talking about. why can't the dad say you're not leaving with those shorts on. is that a problem? he said we have pretty definite modesty guidelines. no, we don't because if you did your daughter wouldn't have pair of shorts that short or wear them. he says my teenage daughter wears clothing that i feel is inproerpt and immodesty then you don't have modesty guidelines. >> as a parent there's this slut title wave going on like these monster high dolls where they have, the dolls have stilletos and they look like prostituted and even the halloween customs they want to dress like monster high and it's shocking how bad they look. >> i'm going to look out for the k costumes. >> i believe they're called bratz. if you want one i'm about to pass it right now. sgr i thi >> i think we'll take a break. >> i have stuff to contribute. >> you have 30 seconds. >> i tried to do the same thing with my daughter jamarcus. he was cut, embarrassing. another story. it doesn't work. the more you try to humiliate them the more they'll do it any way. wise up, dad. >> coming up, are hobbies important? 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