As If Anybody In America Cares, The U.S. Made It Into The World Cup Tournament. By Tom Danehy THE WORLD CUP starts this week. For those who are unfamiliar, the World Cup would be the Planet's Biggest Sporting Event if only it involved a sport. Since it involves soccer, it's the Planet's Biggest Something Else. Most of the world thinks this is a big deal. Wars stop (or start) because of it. People commit suicide over the results. All over the face of the earth, people stay up really late to watch the games (just like white trash people do here for