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stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. nation, barack obama is the worst type of democratic politician. an effective one. (laughter) on tuesday he was down in el paso, texas, laying out his plan for immigration reform. what does barack obama know about immigration? everybody knows he was born in america. i have proof. (laughter) besides, this speech was about one thing only -- >> is the president pushing real reform or is he pandering from latino votes. >> he's pandzering for votes down ...

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( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: whooo! whooo! >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. nation, barack obama is the worst type of democratic politician. an effective one. (laughter) on tuesday he was down in el paso, texas, laying out his plan for immigration reform. what does barack obama know about immigration? everybody knows he was born in america. i have proof. (laughter) besides, this speech was about one thing only -- >> is the president pushing real reform o...

administration. >> bill: common visited, went to see cuba last. >> so what? >> bill: don't miss this one. >> he know how presidents are white president going to find usama bin laden and black president like you dead. >> mocking obama over the bin laden raid. caution, you where to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. captions by closed captioning services >> bill: hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. race republicans, and the presidential election, that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. fox news host mike huckabee says he will not ...

>> shepard: who is undecided for 2012. a global financial super star facing accusations of a sex attack against a hotel housekeeper in new york city. >> it's outrageous. >> he intends to vigorously defend these charges. he denies any wrongdoing. >> shepard: a high profile case for the real life special victims unit. plus, a shuttle's last mission. >> liftoff for the final launch of endeavour. >> shepard: hundreds of thousands of people were there to watch, but one spectator got a little more attention. the wounded congresswoman gabriel giffords on hand as her astronaut husband punche...