COM The Colbert Report October 8, 2013
Cheers and applause welcome to the report. Right off the bat, ladies and gentlemen, nation, i have just received breaking news about the Government Shutdown. Government, still shut down. laughter in fact, midnight tonight is the shutdowns oneweek anniversary and i plan on marking the occasion by popping a bottle of bubbley. Not champagne, milk. laughter food inspectors have been furloughed and laughter for some reason my milk is bubbling now. laughter now, ever since republicans voted for this shutdown they have known exactly whos responsible. This is president Barack Obamas shutdown. Presiden...