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Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills people by sneezing at costco. I really dont get why people still wont wear masks. I guess not everyone takes the threat seriously. But heres what you need to know about the coronavirus. Its tiny and its everywhere. Its the kevin hart of diseases. For the past few months, ive actually been working on a big Primetime Television special about the pandemic. Its finally premiering this weekend, and im excited to debut the very first promo for it tonight. Take a look. A country in lockdown. A Global Pandemic...

Im a little less happy about guestparenting jimmys badass ki wlees ay hey, billy i told you, stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good chapped overly sanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. Ha, ha, ha. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. Now, i hope u l had a nice...

Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. Ha, ha, ha. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. Now, i hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was probably the worst fourth of july ever. This year instead of fireworks we all watched our summer plans explode. Here in los angeles, mayor garcetti actually canceled all firework displays in the interest of covid safety. So instead the people of los angeles did this. These are illegal fireworks going off in ...

The low 70s. Our coolest one of what will be increasingly warm forecast talking more about that still to come. Weve interviewed is qualified and ive narrowed down youll find out shortly. Shortly could be any moment the decision coming from joe biden about who his running mate will be for Vice President all signs pointing to a woman of color. Jeff zeleny gives us the latest. 2 of the final contenders to be joe bidens running mate just happened to be alongside him at the last rally of the primary. California senator Kamala Harris and Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer before he clinched the nomi...

Different every from timber on pretty gray right now starting to get some brightness right on top of the bay, although patches of fog do remain, especially in the east bay hills temperatures currently in the 50s and 60s with double in livermore san jose and alameda all at 61. Well with napa and nevado sharing the same number San Francisco and berkeley in the meantime still in the upper 50s now later today do expect our coolest one of the forecast San Francisco in the upper 60s today while oakland in the low 70s, san jose only low 80s that is definitely cooler then what were about to be in the ...