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Guestparenting jimmys badass kids while hes away. Hold on. Hey, billy i told you, dont touch the stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good, chapped, overlysanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. That we both know. I hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was probably the worst fo...

For up to five years on select models and exclusive lease offers. Vallejo Police Released body camera video shows the moments a 22yearold looting suspect was shot and killed by officers. The greek system is at the center of a covid outbreak at uc berkeley. How students say it started and what it could mean for the fall semester. And thousands attend a virtual town hall in San Francisco. The big question, how will students return to soo ahe seve you when. Abc 7 news at 11 00 starts right now. Building a better bay area for a safe and secure future. This is abc 7 news. Developing news tonight. S...

Of course, im here in los angeles, where this weekend ill be participating in that classic summertime activity mitigating risk. Its a confusing time here in hollywood. Tv and films are slowly ramping up as productions try to answer the ageold question, is it possible to entertain americans without giving a communicable respiratory disease to ken jeong . But im very excited to be hosting these next few nights. We have some truly incredible guests coming on and one that i cannot stand. But ive always wanted to host a latenight talk show so someday i hope to. Because this is not a late night talk...

Starts right now. Good evening. Thank you for joining us. With more than 3 million covid19 cases and counting in the u. S. , the question remains, how do we protect the most vulnerable. Tonight a nightline investigation into one nursing home ravaged by the virus, looking at what went wrong and what we can learn. The whole box of pictures from my childhood. For dante, this box is a time capsule. Transporting a son to the moments with his father he holds most sacred. I remember being a kid and saying, santa, you smell so much like my dad. You have the same exact shoes as my dad. I dont know how ...

But ive always wanted to host a latenight talk show so someday i hope to. Because this is not a late night talk show. This is like hosting the worlds saddest makeup tutorial. And now lets put a comedic spin on some devastating news. As you may know, wearing face masks that help prevent covid19 has weirdly become some kind of political issue. Angry americans have been sending Death Threats to Health Officials whove been advocating for mask requirements. Which i think is such a waste of time. Youre already not wearing a mask in the middle of a pandemic, we know you want to kill us we knew that b...