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Outbreak originated. I think its really id rkeley atnies disappote but not surprised that a covid19 outbreak was traced back to a series of parties connected to the greek system. I actually live sandwiched in between two other fraternities and i have personally definitely heard things going on until 2 00, 3 00 in the morning. Reporter according to University Health services 47 new coronavirus cases were confirmed in one week. Which tripled the number of total university cases over the entire pandemic to 70. I know a lot of people who have said theyve gotten sick or friends have told to me that...

Summer. Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills people by sneezing at costco. I really dont get why people still wont wear masks. I guess not everyone takes the threat seriously. But heres what you need to know about the coronavirus. Its tiny and its everywhere. Its the kevin hart of diseases. For the past few months, ive actually been working on a big Primetime Television special about the pandemic. Its finally premiering this weekend, and im excited to debut the very first promo for it tonight. Take a look. A country in lockdown. A Global ...

Is laid to rest. Dont stop until it matters that dignity, justice, and equity are a reality for all black lives. What mlks daughter had to say to his children. No crime. The fbi finds nascars Bubba Wallace was not the target of that noose hanging in his talladega garage stall finding it had been there for months. Wallace reacting overnight. Whether it was tied in 2019 or whatever, it was a noose. And this morning wallace is with us for an interview. Sound familiar . Complaints of illegal fireworks skyrocketing from coast to coast. It goes on all night. Why its happening and what cities are doi...

A cake today with candles and everything. But then i blew on it and we had to throw it away. Y yall could have let me eat the damn cake myself. This is the worst summer in recorded history and continues to roll on. I remember the old days when having a bad summer just meant you sat in poison ivy. In 2020, itchy ass is your best case scenario. Remember that movie, i know what you did last summer . They should make one about this summer. Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills people by sneezing at costco. I really dont get why people still wo...

Kids while hes away. Hold on. Hey, billy i told you, dont touch the stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good, chapped, overlysanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. I hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was p...