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You ask me, israeli unnecessary. Matt goldich wrote a joke whose punch line is israeli unnecessary. Mothers day is this sunday. So now all i have to do is figure out when sunday is. Is today sunday . Hmm. Ceo of grocery chain kroger said yesterday that americans will have meat during the coronavirus pandemic so long as they are quote, flexible. Although isnt being flexible on meat what got us into this in the first place . So tomorrow is no socks day good, because im starting to feel creepy Walking Around the house wearing just socks and finally, Budget Airline Allegiant Air has begun offering...

The father and son accused of chasing and gunning down an unarmed black man arrested and charged with murder. This is one of the most heinous crimes i think weve seen in this generation. This morning the video that sparked nationwide outrage and a turning point in the case. What the suspects are saying to police. Close to home. One of President Trumps personal valets, who works inside the west wing, tests positive for covid19. The president s reaction and the new Safety Measures being put in place at the white house. Today exclusive. Oneonone with Melinda Gates, whose foundation poured hundred...

Federal stay at home guidelines until april 30th. The potential death toll in the u. S. Scientists now say as many as 200,000 americans could die. And dr. Deborah birx adding, thats if we do things perfectly, if we all adhere to the guidelines. In some places tonight, checkpoints at state borders. Major cities in the midwest bracing. Chicago and detroit, and what theyre seeing already. The stories from the front lines. The wellknown neurosurgeon who has died. The miami icu nurse who has died as well. A doctor, a grandfather of six and marathon runner, in intensive care tonight. And the shortag...

Totally, bro. This sanitizer puts new york to shame, just like we did in the 2004 a. L. C. S. Dave roberts was too fast for mariano, bro. Sorry, bro. Too fast. Our Hand Sanitizer aint made by no prisoners, is it, markey . No, its made by people who should be in prison but they got off because theyre wicked smart. You want sanitizer youre in luck try our product yankees suck its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight new york state of mind. Plus, stephen welcomes and Peter Sarsgaard featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, i...

Lanes blocked by an overnight crash and jammed up toward aza and jammed at popular and then lanes closed toward highway 92. As we mentioned, it was a Good Samaritan. Bob, someone died as a result of the crash. They werent even in the car. Why was someone standing on the freeway out there . Reporter they were trying to help the person who was in the initial accident and that is a Good Samaritan. And he was hit and killed by a hitandrun driver. Well have more on that. His shoes are out here in the nidal of southbound 101 and if you pan up and tilt up, you could see that blue scion van, that was ...