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[cheers and applause] stephen thats it for the report, everybody. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org from Comedy Central ealz world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Nice show for you tonight. Our guest tonight the man who helped oversee the nations bank bailout and lived to tell the tale of it. Neil barofsky will be joining us on the program. We have a program note. Last night we went al...

Campaign. Fire your bank day. If you dont like the high fees, move your money. Details on how many people look to fight back. New word on 2012 strategy for president obama this weekend. It is almost one year out from the election. Well examine one unique assessment of what its going to take for the president to win. And hello again to all of you, welcome to weekends with alex witt. It is now 9 a. M. On the east coast, 6 a. M. Out west. We begin with the loss of a legendary tv commentator, andy rooney has passed away at the age of 92. It was just last month that rooney announced he would no lon...

I can grab you . One. Go. Slap, lick, fondle. A priest, rabbi and my dog. Forgive me father for i have sinned. Tosh the great thing about being the boss is they can fire the Hr Department before they call me into their office. This game obviously needs to catch on. Play it at home. After getting the written consent of all involved parties. Send me your videos and if do you a good job perhaps ill put them on the air. Perhaps i wont. Perhaps i will. Good night and God Bless America [cheers and applause] [ yelling ] from Comedy Central ealz world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily s...

From Comedy Central ealz world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Nice show for you tonight. Our guest tonight the man who helped oversee the nations bank bailout and lived to tell the tale of it. Neil barofsky will be joining us on the program. We have a program note. Last night we went all in on president obama, his administration and the secrecy regarding the seemingly ambiguous and power loaded u. S. Drone program. You may have seen that at 11 00...