The Right Needs to Ask: 'Why Do These Racists Keep Getting Hired by Us?'
Illustration by Elizabeth Brockway/The Daily BeastOne of the iconic Onion headlines of the late 20th century was 1998’s “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?” The satirical first-person column is written by a stereotypical macho hetero male, who insists he has nothing against gays, but is growing increasingly outraged by the audacity of the many men who insist on orally pleasuring him in gym locker rooms, remote hiking trails, and random bathrooms.For the irony-averse, the joke is