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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 466. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] oh jimmy hi, everybody. Hey welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone, welcome to the tonight show. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. This is the show. Thank you very much. Im your host jimmy fallon. I want to say happy early mothers day to all the moms out there. Happy mothers day. And listen to this, i read that hooters is offering its annual free meal for moms. [ light laughter ] apparently moms must be accompanied by at least one kid. [ light lau...

When it goes to indiana i love you im so excited he wanted to get out of town in time to catch the sale at the perry ellis outlet mall but he found himself surrounded by alqaeda. He was outnumbered but still managed to pleasure each man accordingly. [laughter] no one was unsatisfied yes, i had to do gay stuff in prison, but that was for survival. Survival boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner. He dies. End of movie. [laughter] that one was a real tearjerker. See you next week. Good night. [cheers applause] trevor welcome to the daily show, everyone im trevor n...

Teds dad had ties to lee harvey oswald. Jesus christ, you guys. Between this and all of ted cruzs zodiac killing, the cruz family offed they off laughter this is true this is true. Dont mess me up. They offed more people in the 60s and 70s than vietnam oh, now it got sad. I know what youre thinking, larry stop it. Ted cruz is not a killer. Okay, well, then you tell me what he was trying to do with Carly Fiorina here. Ted cruz applause when you see it with your own eyes, it feels a little different, doesnt it . Okay, but you might be saying, larry, Carly Fiorina just fell. Okay, dre, dre, show ...

Except, except they cant come because theyre muslim. laughter and onced news of trump broke out, the people in the streets didnt take it well. Elephants are like i cant even vote, im getting out of here. But yes, its all official. All but official, really, after winning indiana done all trump will be the republican nominee for president. And trump didnt just win last night. He won so hard, he made ted cruz look human. And so with a heavy heart, but with boundless optimism for the longterm future of our nation, we are suspending our campaign. No trevor yay . Is this aiay . Im so conflicted. I m...

Comedy central cheers and applause larry welcome to the nightly show, yeah Larry Larry Larry larry larry gracias, gracias, thank you very much. Feliz Cinco De Mayo yeeeaaah cheers and applause im celebratin con this burrito grande larry, stop it. Larry grace parra, everybody yes, hello, hi. Larry hey, grace happy mexican july 4th oh, my god, larry its not mexicos independence day. Cinco de mayo honors mexicos unexpected victory over the french at the battle of puebla in 1862. Larry yay cheers and applause mexico beat the french wooo until the french returned a year later and beat the bleep out...