CSPAN White House Correspondents Dinner May 4, 2014
Yours agent. Hell do it. [laughter] mr. De niro, i am clearly beyond reproach. I will see you on the set of spy kids five. This stone him and the founder of twitter, is here. So if you congressmen want to cut out the middleman, just show him your penis. Not now. [laughter] those are my warmup jokes. I am kidding. I want to leave you tonight with a bit of a pep talk. America has seen her share of challenges, but as my agent told me when i booked an abc sitcom, things could be worse. Have you watch the news . Not cnn, the real news. It is pretty bad in other places. By comparison, america is doi...