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That weekend will be anything but normal. Simply put the popes september visit to philadelphia is going to make getting from point a to point b a major challenge. Mayor nutter is already painting a smile on the citys face as the chaos approaches. We are the chosen city and with that comes certain duties, responsibilities and pride. Reporter starting 10 00 oclock friday night the 25th of september a socall traffic box will be set up from i95 to the east, south street to the south, 38th street to the west and Spring Garden, ridge and west girard to the north. Vehicular traffic will be a loud win...

Subways at all. I guess the only way to fix this problem is to hire another irs perhaps to police them. An iirs. Perhaps we need an iiirs and an iv. [ laughter ] pretty soon were all just part of a nesting doll of oversight, paranoia and suspicious, each of us investigating the next to infinity when it turns out weve really just been investigating ourselves the whole time. [laughter] maybe then we realize right and wrong are just two sides of the same coin we call the universe or did i just blow your mind . [laughter] yeah, probably not. You know, can i always do that, by the way. [ laughter ]...

Coverage of the results, starting with Jordan Klepper covering the president ial race. Thats right. Specifically, which president did you most enjoy seeing jon bleep on. For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning prosecuting the war on terror has been questioned by some. laughter but as the president himself exp...

Basic cable fellowship of funny the ring of power and trudged up the steep slopes of mount doom. Whats the metaphor of ring . Simple, jon, the ring of power is a metaphor for power the power to be a player in the world of media and washington politics. Jon i dont really want that. Jon, you know who else didnt want that . Jon frodo. Your words, jon. Frodo thought siewrl sauron would know they meant to destroy the ring, but i dont have to tell what gandaff said about that. Jon youre just going to tell me that, arent you he said, and im parfraigz here even if i could do it verbaitin if i wanted. ...

Verydangerous situation. These days there is a lot of brown to go around. But there is a fear about fires and how quickly they can spread. Any kind of fire, we stand potential of a large fire within the bay area as well as other places in california. That is our concern now. Reporter with lightning in the forecast, by little rain expected throughout the bay cal fire crews are bracing for what could come. If we look at the current number of fires we have a long road ahead of us. Reporter this wildfire was caused by lightning a prime example of how high the flames can get. Cal fire has brought i...