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Report good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world audience chanting stephen thank you so much, everybody you wont get that kind of adulation anywhere else in america folks, i have to be straight with you here, while i may be at odds with the current administration, as a patriot, i feel its my duty in a time of war to support our president. And thats enough. laughter cuz i have a lot of problems with what this guy does. And even when i do like what he does, i dont. laughter case in dont his interview last night on this hour has 60 minutes in which he finally addressed why...

Then im going to think about it really hard. laughter applause yeah. Yeah. cheers i mean, i mean, think really hard . When was the last time you heard a bush say that . laughter now, it turns out all this time jeb was just working through the five stages of running for president denial, thinking, acceptance of money from donors, vacationing in iowa, and then the final tragic stage, pancakes. laughter run, jeb, run. Now, nation, i gotta tell you, tonight i am as happy as a pig in a candy store that allows pigs. Jim, tell the people why. Gas prices have dropped to their lowest level since 2009. ...

Thats the sound of heros folks, thank you so much for being here cheering you know, ladies and gentlemen, its wonderful to have you here. Folks, longtime viewers of my show know that they are now shorttime viewers because, as of tonight, there are only 11 episodes of the colbert report left. audience awwws all your awwwwing is wasting precious colbert talking time. But thank you. Now, lesser newsmen might stoop to some cheap publicity stunt before they go off the air. We all remember when Walter Cronkite ended his reign at cbs evening news by legwrestling mr. T. laughter i have no time for tha...

Condemning lena dunham for comparing our grandfathers actions to those of bill cosby. However, we all applaud the bravery of the ass bleep episode of girls. Chip hitlers got a point. But criticism isnt stopping cosby. Cosby has been performing throughout north america as part of his far from finish tour. Quick note to bill cosbys press team. If your client is being accused of brutal assaults on a weekly basis, maybe dont say hes far from finished. Just a little tip. Now [ cheers and applause ] watch the language there. All right . Now cosbys to tonedeaf comedy jam attracted people both for and...

From Comedy Central world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon were back. Welcome to the daily show. So nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight david rose author of enchanted objects. The emmys. Colbert report. Congratulations, great job. First big news the last few weeks, ferguson, missouri. A series of protests sparking in term a stern response which police who appear to be auditioning for robo cop. Its a story that has a lot of people outraged up and set. I came back from vacation because im ...